Saturday, March 8, 2014

10 HINDI MUSIC CASSETTES WHICH SHAPED MY YEARS OF GROWING UP...

I'm getting a feeling that I'm sounding very preachy nowadays. Well preaching is an occupational hazard too. But to be very frank, I've been preaching since I have started being friends with younger kids (That would be from the sixth standard). Sometimes I wonder, where do all this wisdom come from, because only when I see someone in distress (especially a damsel), all the wisdom starts oozing out and it simply vanishes at the moment I need to practice it.

But that has nothing to do with this blog post. I dont intend to preach anything in this blog. I just want to talk about the importance of some music cassettes ( well we can also call those albums, but 'cassettes', the word, gives that indescribable nostalgic feeling, which is shared by at least 67% people of my generation). The time I was talking about is before Aamir Khan brought the millennium with 'Mela'. This was the time where compact disc players were not compatible with middle class Indian's pockets, two-in-ones meant something else than desserts and Phillips did much more than flashing on Ranbir Kapoors atrocious suit in the Filmfare awards.

It was that time when the music loving youth of India was introduced to Indipop, Sameer's oh-so-naughty lyrics was blown away by a fresh 'hawa ka jhonka' and somewhere in a small town on the south east coast of West Bengal, a teenager got inspired by music and shaped his life around it. This blog is about 10 such cassettes which he never parted with...





10: DHOOM : EUPHORIA

 Archies music presents, Dhoom by Euphoria. That's how the promo used to come. I first saw this album at an Archies store itself in the winters of 1998. I haven't heard a single song before that and bought the album from my hard earned (saved rather) 50 bucks to impress the salesgirl at the counter. The cassette was lying there for almost a month. Then one day I heard this particular song called 'dhoom pichuk dhoom' on ETC and realized that the time has come to put this album on trial. I did. Rest, as they, say was history.

Technically if we see, I only liked three songs of the whole album, but there's isnt any party since then where I havent sung 'Dhoom' ( Thats because it's a damn easy song to sing and impress), 'Tum' is one of my most favorite romantic songs ever and whenever 'Sha nanana' is playing anywhere, I have to hum along. 13 years later when I met Dr. Palash Sen on the sets of my show MTV Unplugged, it all came back to me. Didn't enjoy Euphoria much after that (except Maaeri, Mantra and maybe Ab na jaa), but Dhoom still remains one of my favorite album.


9. DOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA 

In my small town, there was this small cassette shop called M.M.Electronics. There was this cute uncle there, who use to suggest new arrivals whenever I visited his shop. He used to listen to all the albums that he sold in his shop. There are times when he used to make me mix tapes of popular English music, as I couldnt afford the original ones  and didn't want to ask dad to buy me extra cassettes ( My assigned quota was 4 cassettes per month). One fine day M.M uncle asked my to try out this new album called Doli Sajake Rakhna. One look at it, and I bought it. 

Reason being A.R. Rahman ( Till One 2 ka 4, I have all the albums which he produced) and Priyadarshan ( Together they had created the soundtrack of Kabhi Na Kabhi prior to this and I love the songs of that album) . Till date I swear by the songs of this album. According to me, by far, Taram Pum is Babul Supriyo's best song by far, First time heard Sreekumar singing in Hindi and he killed it with 'Kissa Hum likhenge'. But the best track of the album, according to me would be 'Bol re Sajni', Sonu at his best. 


8. RISING FROM THE EAST: BALLY SAGOO

"Remixes... wait...what? what on earth is that? " Thats what my music teacher asked me when I told him that I like Bally Sagoo and his kind of music. I was intrigued by Bollywood Flashback, but when I heard this album, I was simply floored. Electronic music was an alien thing when this album came out and the remixes and even the original ones were damn good. I remember tripping over 'Noorie' and 'Dil cheez' for days. Sadly we didnt have a loop button then so the good old rewind button did all the trick. 'Teri Ankhiana' was another track which was a classic party song among my group of friends and the classic remix of 'Chura liya' was the very first song which gave me the idea of a remix for the very first time. Till now, for me, remix stands for what Bally sagoo did twenty years back, whatever came after that, were just cheap copies.

 



7. COLONIAL COUSINS : COLONIAL COUSINS

In the year 2011 when I was working with Lesle Lewis  for the Indian version of Coke Studio, Season 1, one of my most favorite moments would be sitting at his studio (It's called Red House) and listening to Colonial Cousin's songs live and unplugged. I remember, when he started playing Krishna, I got goosebumps. I rewind the clock 15 years back, my cousin got me this new album called 'Colonial Cousins' by Hariharan ( my most favorite singer of all time) and another guy with a guitar. I was confused, that why would Hariharan create a band with this guy, and then I heard Sa ni dha pa and my whole notion of music changed. 
That was my introduction to fusion music, that was my introduction to intelligent music, that was my introduction with lesle lewis, who had the guts to create that kind of music at that time when every loudspeaker at every local function would cry 'pardesi pardesi jaana nahi' ( I so wanted to suffocate Sapna Awasthi). I also loved 'Indian Rain' and 'Feel Alright' from that album. But 'Krishna' and 'Sa ni dha pa' would always be two of the most favorite songs I grew up with. Sitting on that sofa at Red house on that day in 2011, I realized that the circle of life never fails to amuse us.




 6. PATELSCOPE : DEVANG PATEL

Well, all my purist music friends would disown me after I made this choice but funnily it is one of my favorite albums. In fact Devang Patel is the person who insipred me to rhyme with anything and everything. My stupid sense of humor (some would say idiotic), my uncanny knack of cracking funny one-liners ( Some would say irritating) and my talent of word-play ( Some would say I am better at foreplay) all started when I heard Devang Patel for the first time in 'Gambler'. Patelscope, just lifted it to some other level. I remember laughing my guts out every time I hear the songs. I mean, come on, didnt you laugh the first time you heard 'Ae Raju'? didnt you fell off you chair when you heard 'Laddoo Kha'? Did Ricky Martin ever think that someone could make 'Thoka' out of 'Livin la vida loca'? That required a special person and a special album. Patelscope would be immortal in my favorite album list. Always...








5. HAI ENERGY : SUKHBIR

Being a Bengali boy, thats the last thing you expect from me. But trust me, a big part of my growing up is dedicated to all the Bhangra artists who played their videos on ETC channel. I used to listen to everyone. From Daler Mehandi to Babu Mann, Mika Singh to Sardool Sikander, Harbhajan Mann to Manmohan Waris. And it all started with this man, and this album; Sukhbir with his Hai Energy. I have to thank my school friend Debraj for introducing me to Sukhbir. I used to listen to Sukhbir songs at his place only. One fine day I decided to buy one Sukhbir album. The only album available at M.M. Electronics was this one, so I picked it. 

My friends would say I dance very weirdly, but still at some parties, some friends follow the same steps that I do. All my weird dancing are aftermath of this album. I used to play this tape and let myself free infront of the mirror. With tracks like 'Sauda Khara khara', 'Ishq tera tadpaye', 'Hai Jane' and a bonus track of  'Gal ban gayee' from the previous album, dancing comes naturally. And I love Sukhbirs voice, because it has much more sweetness than any of the contemporary Bhangra singers. Because of this album, I felt connected to Punjabi, learned to love that language, and understand it. It's safe to say that this album indirectly got me closer to all my punjabi friends...

 







4. DURR: STRINGS

 I was roaming around in the newly opened Music World on Park Street, Kolkata. I had already bought a couple of cassettes by then. I had some more time to kill, so went to the music sampler and put on the headphone. There were three newly released album, one was a Bengali new release (one of the disgusting Indranil Sen remakes), second one was one of the Max 5 or 6 compilation album and the third one was this new album by a band called Strings. The track i decided to hear was a track called 'Sarki yeh pahar', it got over and i tried the next one 'durr', then 'kuchh to ho gaya', 'anjaane', 'o jaanewale' and it went on. By the time I finished the album, I was late for my class and had this album in my shopping cart. Been a fan of Strings ever since...




3. BOONDEIN - SILK ROUTE

 In the year 1998, my oldest cousin got married. He left for US but his wife, my sister-in-law had to wait for her visa to get cleared. So every month, once she used to come down to our place and hang out with us. She knew that my brother and I loved listening to new albums. So on my brothers birthday, she gifted him this album called Boondein and once again my perception of music changed. For the first time i heard flute playing such an important part in the alternate genre of Indian music. Mohit Chauhan's dreamy voice was trippy enough to make us hear it on repeat mode. Though 'Dooba dooba' and 'Boondein' were hot favorites, my favorite three from this album would be 'Duniya Paheli', 'Jaadugar' and 'Mermaid'. 




2. FACE TO FACE: JAGJIT SINGH

 I didnt know what a Ghazal was, I didnt know who Jagjit Singh was, I was just a 12 year old boy who got hold of a brown colored cassette in his cousins collection and tried to play it in his two-in-one; and I just pressed the play button. When I heard it then, I was too young to understand the meaning of the songs, I just loved the voice. I bought the cassette and kept playing throughout the years. Every time I listened to it, there was something else that I liked, I figured out something new. Four or five years later, when I brushed up my Hindi by watching at least 100 films a year ( Never had Hindi in my school syllabus), I finally understood one song 'Pyar ka pehla khat'.  A few years later I understood a few more and finally, maybe ten years later I decoded all the meanings. I love all the tracks from this album, but my favorites would be 'Be sabab baat', 'Zindagi tune lahoo se', 'Jeete rehne ki saza'



1.SIFAR: LUCKY ALI

In the end, it all comes down to Sifar. Sifar is not an album. Sifar is not a compilation of 10 songs. Sifar is much more than that. Sifar is an inspiration for thousands of young Indian minds who've heard it. Sifar is a cult, Sifar is probably the best music album ever produced in India. It's exactly like Lucky Ali says "Sifar - containing nothing, it encircles everything.Without a beginning, without an end, it stretches from emptiness to infinity and back again".

For me, Sifar is my inspiration, Sifar is my aspiration, Sifar is my crying shoulder, Sifar is my bouncing bag, Sifar made me overcome fear,  Sifar is all the expressions that I've not experienced, Sifar is all the experiences that I want to get one day. Sifar is a journey which is never boring and more than anything, Sifar is hope, because it taught me that 'every journey is a new beginning'. And thats what I told Lucky Ali, when I met him for the first time.

I can go on writing a research paper about Sifar.  But I guess, I summed it all up in the last few sentences. I guess, it actually comes down to zero.


You are whatever you listen to and I believe music shapes your life. Well, that was my list of 10 favorite albums.  I'm sure at least six of these  will feature in all the peoples list who grew up in 90s. It would be great to get the list of whoever reads it. Would be a great read to know anyone's favorite albums...








 

Monday, March 3, 2014

5 INDIAN BIO-PICS I WANT TO WATCH ON SILVER SCREEN




Let's face it, Bollywood filmmakers have not been able to treat a biopic properly since the last hundred odd years. Well it's not that they havent tried, some films even came close to being called a proper biopic. 'Paan Singh Tomar' was one of the very good ones, 'Bhaag Milkha Bhaag' came close but the vain attempt to make it commercial at the same time, killed the essence of the film. Well box office collections and the award show organizers will beg to differ with me on this, but let them beg, who cares...

Over the years, Filmmakers in Bollywood have tried three different formulas while approaching a bio-pic, but never treated it like one. A lot of those were commercially successful like 'Dirty Picture', but they lacked good screenwriting, treatment of the lead character and ended up just as a gimmicky run of the mill film 'inspired' by someone's life. 

I love watching biopics, not because I am that overtly intellectual snob who takes inspirations (claims to) from others life and try to apply in his own life, but for some completely different reasons. Biopics make a real life turn into fantasy, and I am a sucker for fantasies. It shows the different layers in someones character and it tests the acting capabilities of an actor, to literally get into someones shoes. I dont watch biopics for the stories, I watch biopics for the acting

Some of my favorite biopics would be 'Bronson', 'Capote' (long live PSH), 'Finding Neverland', 'The Doors', 'Ed Wood', 'Malcolm X', the list would just go on. But we are here to talk about the five Hindi Biopics, that I want to watch on silver screen. Well, in the next couple of years, we will have atleast three sports biopics coming our way. The Mary Kom one, the one on Azharuddin's life and the biopic of the legendary Dhyanchand. I would love to watch all the three movies, especially the Dhyanchand one. But my list doesnt feature them. Before we start getting to the list, I would like to mention that this is not a top five list, It's just my personal wishlist of five eminent personalities...


5. GURUDUTT

Who better than the Indian 'Orson Welles' to start with. A man born before time, a visionary director, a passionate lover, a loyal friend and India's first celebrity who od'ed. What more do you need from this story.

Set in the backdrop against a post World War II Indian glam industry, this biopic will very well cover the ups and downs of his life as a director, his relationship with Geeta Dutt and the alleged affair with Waheeda Rehman, his friendship with Dev Anand and the alcohol and substance abuse which eventually led to his death. A noir treatment will add to the film...

Dream Cast

Abhay Deol as Gurudutt/ Deepika Padukone as Waheeda Rehman/ Jimmy Shergill as Dev Anand/ Rani Mukherjee as Geeta Dutt/Arundhati Nag as Vasanthi Padukone (his mother)

Dream Director

Mani Ratnam. period. Guru was as close as it can get.


4. SANJAY GANDHI

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Sanjay_Gandhi.jpg The prodigal son, the future leader prospect, the cunning politician, the enterpreneur, the assasination attempt, the reforms and the film controversy and the untimely death (allegedly a sabotage). Thats a Frederick Forsyth novel on your plate. 

The film can start in the backdrop of the pre-emergency period with him working at Rolls-Royce. It can cover his pilots training, starting of Maruti Udyog and planning the Indian middle-class car, marrying Maneka Gandhi, entering hardcore politics with the emergency and outshining Indira Gandhi, running the sterilization program, getting imprisoned for 'Kissa Kursi Ka', assasination attempt, him getting elected as the secretary general of congress party to his death a month later in a copter crash. Just add a conspiracy theory and it is a political thriller.


Dream Cast

Akshay Khanna as Sanjay Gandhi/ Divya Datta as Indira Gandhi/ Benaf Dadachandji as Maneka Gandhi/ Rahul Bose as Rajeev Gandhi/ Amit Sadh as Bansi Lal


Dream Director

Shoojit Sircar. He nailed it in Madras Cafe...



3. SHAKUNTALA DEVI

Our very own John Nash, Mathematics genius, child prodigy, Guiness book of world record holder, author and the pioneer of homosexuality studies in India. This one is a national award winning role if done properly.

This biopic will have to cover huge time span from a pre-independent India to the new millenium. It should start at her fathers circus where he was a trapeze artist, lion tamer, rope walker and a magician, where she memorised a card game at the age of three. Her dads roadshows with her, performing at Mysore university at the age of six. Them moving to London,her Europe tour, coming back, marrying the advocate, performance at NYC, divorce,  Guiness book of world records and the piece on her by Arthur Jensen, her fight for decriminalizing homosexuality. The film has the spices of a brilliant biopic using the narrative style.


Dream Cast

Tabu as Shakuntala Devi

Dream Director


R.Balki. 


2. RAVI SHANKAR
 
A brilliant musician with four different ladies in his life. Mindblowing backdrop for a musical biopic.

The film can cover his growing up years when his dad left their family, his relationship with dancer brother Uday Shankar, training from Ustaad Allauddin Khan to marrying his daughter Annapurna Devi, separation, relationship with Kamala Shastri and later Sue Jones revolving around his different tours and then marrying Sukanya Rajan and relation ship with his two daughters. A tales of Love & passion in the backdrop of music.


Dream Cast

Ranvir Shorey as Ravi Shankar/ Konkona as Annapurna Devi/ Kalki Koechlin as Sue Jones/ Revathy as Sukanya Rajan/ Isha Sharvani as Kamala Shastri

Dream Director

Mahesh Bhatt



1. AMRITA PRITAM

Romance cant ever be better than this. One of the best poets in India with three love stories in her life and her words which can kill and make you feel alive at the same time.

Set in the backdrop of the pre independent India, her first collection of romantics poems, marrying Pritam Singh, moving on to social causes, career in All India Radio, relationship with Sahir Ludhianvi, her work during partition, divorcing Pritam Singh and love life with Imroz, numerous awards and the play based on her by M.S. Sathyu. The film can be narration through M.S. Sathyu and should finish at the screening of Ek thee amrita. A very poetic screenplay with some amazing music.


Dream Cast

Raveena Tandon as Amrita Pritam/ Kay Kay Menon as Sahir Ludhianvi/ Jackie Shroff as Imroz/ Rajit Kapoor as M.S.Sathyu/ Parmeet Sethi as Pritam Singh

Dream Director

Vishal Bhardwaj

AND MANY MORE

While writing this, there are so many other personalities which came in my mind but I could put them in the most-wanted list. Want to mention five among those names...

6. Prannoy Roy: A man who made news out of news. A biopic seriously needed for the 'Television personality of the millenium'.

7. Rekha: The queen bee of Indian film industry

8. P.C Sorcar: The king of Indian magic

9. Tenzing Norgay: Aint no mountain high enough for the most popular Sherpa

and 10. Mughal emperor Aurangzeb: The most power hungry human being born on Indian soil.

That sums up my list. To all the readers, I want to mention that this is a list based on what I feel and its totally my perspective. Well you might like a movie made on Akash Chopras life for all that matters,  but this list is MINE and I demand to watch these personalities on screen. So please inform your filmmaker friends to go through my list very carefully if they are short of any ideas. Just let them know, I would charge a meager five percent of the story fee as concept charge. Until then, this viking is signing off with a thought worth pondering over.

" Melody itna chocolaty kyun hai bhai"?